The Auditor’s Revenge: A Chronicle of Justice
Chapter 1: The Ghost in the Line It was the duct tape that caught my eye first. A jagged, silver scar binding the sole of a sneaker…
A blonde decides to become a rocket scientist
A blonde decides she’s tired of people assuming she’s not smart, so she vows to prove everyone wrong by getting a prestigious job. After some soul-searching, she…
I didn’t get an invitation to my sister’s wedding, so I went on a trip.
Chapter 1: The Curated Exile I found out about my sister Lily’s wedding the same way I learned about most of the tectonic shifts in my family—through…
A bald guy walks into a bar
A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says “Hey midget, gimme a beer!” The bartender gives the man a beer,…
A woman insulted a soldier on a plane, but when she read the news the next day, she was STUNNED
The next day, the cabin filled with the familiar, dull roar of passengers settling in. It was a late shuttle, a short hop from Philadelphia to Boston—the…
How many sheep left behind?
The teacher said to the children: “In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep left…
My wife divorced me after 15 years. I never told my wife I secretly DNA tested our three kids before she demanded $900,000 in support.
Before I sign, Your Honor, I’d like to submit one final piece of evidence.” The request was soft, barely louder than the hum of the courtroom’s air…
A travel agent was sitting at his desk
A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop…
They thought they had silenced me. They had no idea what I was about to do.
Chapter 1: The Betrayal of Blood The sound wasn’t a crack. It was a dull, sickening thud, followed by a wheeze that sounded like air escaping a…
An elderly woman named Margaret was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…