A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army. Neither of the 3 are very happy about it, and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam. As they are waiting in line at the doctor’s office, their desperation builds up untill right before it’s the rabbits turn.

The rabbit turns to the fox, “Fox, I might have a plan. B.i.te off my ear, trust me on this one!”

The fox does so, and the rabbit enters the office. A few moments later, he gets out yelling, “I was rejected, guys!”

“Because of your ear?” they ask.

“Yes, because without it, I can’t detect the enemy as well,” says rabbit. “Good thinking,” they say. And with that in mind the fox turns to the bear, “R.ip my tail off!”

The bear doesn’t even hesitate and does so.

Then, the fox takes his turn in the office. After a while he comes back yelling, “I am rejected too! Without my tail, I can’t be as sneaky and agile as I need to be.”

Now it was the bear’s turn to ask, “Quickly, guys, knock out all of my teeth, because a bear without teeth isn’t scary at all!”

The rabbit and the fox start b.ea.ting the muzzle of the bear, completly br.ea.king his face untill there is no tooth is left in his mouth.

He then proceeds to go inside the doctor’s office. Not long after he gets out, he shouts, “Rejecwew!”

“Nice,” they say. “Because of your teeth, right?”

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. “Nwo,“ says the bear. “Too fat.”

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well-being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”

The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”

“I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t busy, just take the day off to relax and rest.”

The blonde very calmly explains, “No, I’d be better off here.

I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. “If you need anything, just let me know,” he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.

He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, “Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?”

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. “No,” replies the blonde, “I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!”