A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it. When she bends over to look more closely, she accidentally breaks the wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now. When she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and with complete professionalism, the salesman of the fancy jewelry store greets the lady with, “Good Morning, ma’am.

How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but in the hope that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident”! She asks, “Sir, what is the price of this beautiful bracelet?”

He replies, “Ma’am, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap when I tell you the price.”

LOL!!! Hope this joke will make you smile!

Have a nice day! A husband and wife were walking down a high street

A husband and wife are walking down a high street when the wife spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. She urges her husband to go inside so that she can take a look at it.

Although she wants it, he doesn’t have to buy it for her, but he promises it’ll be hers one day. A month passes, and the wife is at home wondering where on earth her husband is. She angrily calls his cell phone.

“Where the hell are you?” she asks. “Darling, you remember that jewelry store where you saw the diamond necklace and fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money that time, and I said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’?”

“Yeah, I remember that my love!” she replies, smiling and blushing profusely as she does. “I’m in the bar just next to that shop.”

LOL!!