Three blondes are in an elevator

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops, and the lights go out. They try to get help with their cell phones but are out of luck. Even the phones are turned off.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is to scream together.”

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,

“Together, together, together.”

LOL! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

A Blonde Interview

A young blonde woman goes to an office for an interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” He asks. The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before saying, “Ehh … 25!”

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.

“And can you tell us your height, please?”

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. Then she traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces: “Five foot three!

This isn’t looking good, so the interviewer goes into the real basics of the interview, “And uh, just to confirm our records, your name please?”

The blonde moves her head side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying “Stephanie”. The interviewer is completely baffled at this point and asks, “Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”

“Oh, that!” replies the blonde, “That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…’”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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