A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: “You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box.”

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. The blonde answered, “No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail.”
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Three woman walks into a salon. A redhead walks into a salon

A redhead walks into a salon and the hairstylist says: “your hair is gorgeous”

The redhead runs her hand through her hair and says: “It’s natural”

Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says: “I love your hair”.

The brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it’s natural. Then a blonde with green streaks walks in and the stylist says “That’s different…”

The blonde sneezes wipe it on her hand and runs her hand through her hair and says,

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“It’s natural!”