An elderly couple was enjoying breakfast on a peaceful morning when the wife suddenly asked, “Are you going to remarry after I’m gone?”
The husband looked up, startled. “What kind of question is that? We’re having a lovely morning, and you bring up something so depressing!”

But the thought seemed to linger with her.

That night, she asked again. And the next day. And the day after that.

Finally, after days of pestering, he sighed and said, “Fine! Yes, I’ll remarry. Are you happy now?”

She wasn’t done yet.

“Will you sell the house?”

“No, of course not.”

“Will you sell our bed?”

“Why would I do that? Absolutely not.”

“Will you let her use my golf clubs?”

He paused for a moment, then replied, “No, I don’t think so. She’s left-handed.”

LOL!!

An old married couple went camping. An old married couple were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”

The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”

The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!

Have a nice day!!