During the meal, the man gave her a few admiring glances and then finally worked up the courage to ask her, “Will you marry me? After about six seconds of “careful consideration,” she said, “Yes. Yes, I will.

The meal ended, and after some pleasant conversation, they went to their respective places. The next morning, the man was in a bad mood. “Did she say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?” He could not remember.

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t remember. Not even a faint memory. Frightened, he went to the phone and called her.

First he told her that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the good evening that had passed. When he got a little more courage, he asked, “When I asked you to marry me, did you say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?”

He was delighted to hear her say, “Yes, I did, and I said it with all my heart.

Then he continued,

…

.. . “I’m so glad you called because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”

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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”

“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”

“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”

Then he fined the farmer. A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.

The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why? “Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when people are dying with nothing to eat.”

And he fined the farmer.

Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!

Have a nice day!! Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
The waiter came to take their drink orders. “I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.

“I’ll take a Coke,” said the second. “I want water—lots and lots of water,” said the third piggy. The waiter brought the drinks and asked for their dinner orders.

“A big juicy steak,” said the first piggy. “Just a salad for me,” said the second. “Water.

Lots and lots of water,” said the third again. After the meal, the waiter returned for dessert orders. “Banana split,” said the first.

“Root beer float,” said the second. “Water. Lots and lots of water!” shouted the third.

The waiter, now curious, finally asked,
“Sir, why are you only drinking water?”

The third piggy grinned and said…

“Well, someone’s gotta go ‘wee wee wee’ all the way home!”

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!