The Happily Married Couple
Do you f*rt in bed ? If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is…
Neighbor Asked My Son to Shovel Snow for $10 a Day but Refused to Pay — So I Taught Him a Lesson He’ll Never Forget
When my 12-year-old son Ben took up our wealthy neighbor’s offer to shovel snow for $10 a day, he couldn’t wait to buy gifts for the family….
A Blonde Heard That Milk Baths
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk .When the milkman read…
A Strange Garage Remote Revealed the Quiet Kindness He’d Been Hiding
A Mysterious Garage Opener Led Me to His Quiet Goodness After my husband passed away, I thought the hardest part would be the silence. Instead, it was…
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He…
He shocked his wife by saying he’d rather be with a 23-year-old. Her reply was priceless.
He shocked his wife by saying he’d rather be with a 23-year-old. Her reply was priceless. After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look…
Shall we try a different position tonight?
After 37 years of marriage, Edna had just about enough of Harold’s routine: dinner at five, the news at six, grumbling by seven, and asleep by eight…
The Cowboy Boots
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could…
I Always Gave a Few Dollars to a Homeless Man on My Way to Work — on Christmas Eve, He Said, ‘Don’t Go Home Today…There’s Something You Don’t Know!’
My first Christmas as a widow was supposed to be quiet and predictable: work at the library, go home to an empty house, repeat. Instead, the old…
Have you ever been unfaithful to me?
A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, “Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there’s something I have to know. In all…